Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled!

How do you turn soup in to gold?

Put 14 carrots into it!

What is green and bounces around the veggie patch?

A spring onion!


Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice!

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly in to the dance?

Because it was a moth ball!

Why did the tomato go out with a prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date!

What’s the “coolest” vegetable in the world?

A snow pea!

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey!


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Goodman Building restoration works wins industry award

18 July 2023

Have you ever driven past the beautiful heritage-listed Goodman Building when passing the Garden on Hackney Road? Did you know this building was formerly the base for the Municipal Tramways Trust but now serves as the Botanic Gardens and State Herbarium administration building.