Jokes!


 

 

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled!

 

How do you turn soup in to gold?

Put 14 carrots into it!

 

What is green and bounces around the veggie patch?

A spring onion!

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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice!

 

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

 

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

 

Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly in to the dance?

Because it was a moth ball!

 

Why did the tomato go out with a prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date!

 

What’s the “coolest” vegetable in the world?

A snow pea!

 

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey!

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